Worst analogy of the day, so far

“[A]bout as popular as hobo-flavored mouthwash.”

Dan Neil, in a review of the Honda Fit subcompact. He goes on to add:

I spent a week with the Fit Sport and my one-word review is “charming.” Our test car was equipped with the optional five-speed automatic with paddle-shift switches on the steering wheel, which makes the car drive just like a Formula 1 car, give or take 900 horsepower.