My prediction is that Tom [DeLay] will continue in his present life-calling and become a teevee evangelist…. It’s just like being a Congressman: the hours are good, you can have girlfriends on the side as long as you don’t get caught, you can get stoopid people to give you lotsa money, it helps if your wife cries a lot and can make “Jesus” a three-syllable word, and you get to wear fancy clothes…. He’ll hardly know the difference….