It would be funny if so many lives weren’t jeopardized

Wonkette reports on the immigration bill:

This is the funniest part of the Senate plan:

About 2.8 million illegal immigrants who have been in the country for more than two years but less than five would have three years to return to a port of entry along the border, such as El Paso, cross the border and apply for one of 450,000 green cards that will be available each year. Kennedy said the whole process could take less than a day, and the immigrants could then return to their U.S. homes. However, Republican aides warned that there would be no guarantees, and that some of those immigrants could get stuck across the border.

This portion of the plan was drafted by Senator Rick Santorum’s 8 year-old son, Billy* and is based on both popular playground game “Red Rover Red Rover” and that thing where you tell your little sister that there’s a surprise for her on the front lawn and then lock the door when she goes to look.