Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten
- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
- One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
- One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
- One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
- One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
- One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished.
- One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
- One to viciously smear #7.
- One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
- And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Via Ample Sanity, who got it from Sky Pape.