President Bush says that he wants Syria and Iran to keep al Qaeda members from entering Iraq. al Qaeda members, we can’t even keep Florida high school students from entering Iraq. (Leno)
Did you hear about this? A high school kid from Florida, his parents are from Iraq, he is American born. He is of Iraqi descent. He skipped school and snuck into Baghdad. Snuck into Baghdad! Even Ferris Bueller is going, “What are you nuts???? Now where was President Bush and his wiretapping buddies when this was going on? (Leno>
Did you hear about the 16-year-old kid that went to Iraq? He’s an American of Iraqi descent and wanted to see what it was like over there. So he ran off, spent three weeks in Iraq, and then came home. See even he has an exit strategy. (Letterman)