… to see who gets to use which line?
Leno last night: “Al Jazeera has released an audiotape from Osama bin Laden. State Department officials say it shows he’s aware of world events. It opens up congratulating Brad and Angelina on their baby.”
Letterman last night: “There’s a new Osama bin Laden tape. We haven’t heard from him in about a year. Experts say it’s current because in the tape he references the Hillary Swank divorce.”
I liked the joke I caught on Leno last night while channel surfing. It went something like this:
“Did you hear about the new Finnish study? It shows that having a bad or imcompetent boss raises your risk of heart attack by 30%…. More bad news for Dick Cheney.”