“This year 20 percent of Americans researched their Christmas wish list on the Internet. Which explains why this year’s number one gift item is a hot Asian teen.”
Conan O’Brien
“A lot of Bush supporters are very upset that the TV show “West Wing” has too many Democrats on it. Well, that will balance out. Wait ’til “Prison Break” comes back with new shows – it will have plenty of Republicans in it.”
Jay Leno