… of Steven Wright. He’s 50.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
- If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
- What’s another word for Thesaurus?
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
… of Dave Brubeck. Dave’s taken five for 85 years.
… of Tom Hulce. The actor who played Mozart in Amadeus is 52. (The film came out in 1984.)
The Cinderella Man, James J. Braddock, was born 100 years ago today.
One of my favorite Steven Wright quotes is something like this: “Everything is within walking distance, if you’ve got the time.”