- Only in America—even though [Congressman Cunningham] stole 2.4 million he has agreed to pay back 1.8 million to make it right. So let that be a lesson to all you other congressmen out there. If you get caught stealing you may have to pay back a small fraction of what you took.
- Don’t you love how our system works? So if you’re poor and you steal a loaf of bread it’s a $200 fine; if you’re a congressman who steals $2.4 million you get to keep a 25% bonus.
Jay Leno