A woman took her parrot to the veternarian and the veternarian said, “That will be $30.”
The woman said, “You didn’t do any tests!”
The veternarian sent in a cat and the cat sniffed the parrot on the table and shook his head no. And then the veternarian sent in a dog and the dog did the same thing.
The veternarian said “That will be $330.”
The woman reacted, “You said it would be only $30!”
The doctor said, “That was before the cat scan and the lab work.”