This from Sideline Chatter:
Speaking of long names, wrote Don Banks of SI.com, “Some time before I die, I’d like to see Cardinals fullback Obafemi Ayanbadejo tackled by Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora, preferably after taking a handoff from current Raiders quarterback Marques Tuiasosopo, with Rams tight end Brandon Manumaleuna having missed a block on the play.
“And I’d like John Madden to handle the play-by-play call. Is that asking too much?”