SMS stands for Short Message Service — like the kind you send/receive on your cell phone (you do text message don’t you?).
Now you can get plot outlines in SMS. Here’s Romeo and Juliet:
FeudTween 2hses- Montague&Capulet. RomeoMfalls_<3w/_JulietC@mary Secretly Bt R kils J’s Coz &&is banishd. J fakes Death. As Part of Plan2b-w/R Bt_leter Bt It Nvr Reachs Him. Evry1confuzd-bothLuvrs kil Emselves
More here.
Or perhaps you’d prefer the tabloid version.
As for NewMexiKen, I’m still contemplating: 2b? Nt2b? …