“Imagine if there’d been some sort of hideous Pentagon mess-up and someone had decided that the Army would go into battle driving a fleet of Camrys. . . . So why in the name of all that’s holy is it somehow acceptable to cruise down to the mall in a military vehicle?”
Richard Porter, author of Crap Cars, regarding the Hummer H1, quoted in a review by Roy Blount Jr.
Also included is Porter’s advice on the Geo Metro Convertible: “Don’t buy a car that’s smaller, and indeed less comfortable, than your shoes.”