From Sideline Chatter:
Who’s writing this guy’s stuff, Yogi Berra?
As beleaguered Joe Torre — invited back for an 11th season as Yankees manager despite not winning a World Series since 2000 — told HBO’s Bob Costas: “Let’s put it this way:
“If the last five years were the first five years, I wouldn’t have been here for the last five years.”
Plus this:
[Dan] Daly [of The Washington Times], on senior citizen Sylvester Stallone being slated to appear in yet another “Rocky” movie: “No truth to the rumor that the weigh-in scene will include a prostate exam.”