“Crime is back up in New York City. Today thieves robbed an armored truck. They left the money but siphoned the gas.”
— David Letterman
“Good news, today I filled my gas tank today for under $20….it was for my lawnmower but it still counts.”
“Gas is so expensive in L.A. I actually saw a Hummer the other day with two people inside.”
“I tell you, you know who is really enjoying the high gas prices? The Amish. They think this is the funniest thing. ”
— Jay Leno