Well, Pat Boone probably won’t kiss Ann-Margret at this state fair either, but it’ll still be grand.
From now until September 25, see all the blue-ribbon hogs and well-groomed calves and three-headed roosters you want, enjoy a corn dog, then throw up on the ferris wheel. It’s that most American of all events, the state fair.
LeeAnn Rimes tonight; Alice Cooper and Cheap Trick tomorrow night. Is this a great country or what?