H(enry) L(ouis) Mencken

… essayist and editor, was born on this date in 1880. Some Mencken quotes:

  • The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with…
  • It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
  • Courtroom—A place where Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot would be equals, with the betting odds in favor of Judas.
  • It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
  • The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.
  • The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
  • Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
  • It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
  • Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
  • Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
  • In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

One thought on “H(enry) L(ouis) Mencken”

  1. Nowadays, Mencken would probably be a writer for Leno, or a blogger.
    Nowadays, it’s nearly impossible to say anything memorable, because it is all swept away by the next news cycle.

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