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There is nothing funny about the disaster that Katrina left in its wake.

Even so, The Onion has some perceptive headlines:

God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims

Nation’s Politicians Applaud Great Job They’re Doing

Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self

Bush: ‘It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm’

Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq

Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help

Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston

White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins

Shrimp Joint Now Shrimp Habitat

Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance