Worst line of the day, so far

Jose Canseco wrote the steroid exposé “Juiced,” and in response his ex-wife Jessica is giving him the needle with “Juicy: Confessions of a Former Baseball Wife.”

It’s a move she might come to regret.

Rumor has it Jose just might be miffed enough to pen yet another tell-all tome: “I Loved Juicy.”

Dwight Perry at Sideline Chatter in The Seattle Times.