“As I’m sure you know by now, oil has hit a new high, $60 a barrel. In fact, the price of oil is so high that today President Bush called the Saudi prince he was holding hands with and said, ‘How about dinner and a movie?'”
“In fact, when asked today what effect these prices would have on the average car owner, President Bush said, ‘Not much because most Americans buy oil in little cans. They don’t buy the big barrels.'”
Jay Leno