NORFOLK, Neb. – So exactly how do you stop a charging deer in Wal-Mart? You take away its credit card.
Shoppers at the Wal-Mart here wish they would have thought of that. It would have been a whole lot easier.
A deer without a grocery list entered through the doors of the supermarket part of the store Thursday.
The store’s greeter didn’t see the deer enter through the exit, but she did see the critter when it hit the slick floor and fell. It quickly recovered and went scurrying down the aisles.
After doing a little looking around, the deer was tackled by a customer. Others of the human persuasion then tied the deer’s legs so it couldn’t kick, placed it in a shopping cart and pushed it outside.
Officials took the animal to nearby Ta-ha-zouka Park and released it.
The deer obviously knew the secret of getting past the annoying “greeter.” Never — never — make eye contact.
Only in a Walmart would the clientele be the type of people who would wrestle a deer to the ground and properly tie it so it wouldn’t escape. Can you imagine what would happen if a deer rushed into a Nordstrom’s or a Macy’s? Now, that would be funny.
just one more reason to never shop at Walmart