Desperate times

Visits to NewMexiKen have dropped dramatically in the past ten days as all of Ron Howard’s brother’s fans have finished their finals and gone home from college for the summer. Not having any studying to avoid, surfing the internets is of no use to them. Like Wal-Mart I’ve been living off my low-rent clientele and now that hard times are here my numbers are slipping.

What shall I do? Wal-Mart is considering reducing the clutter in its stores. Would that work for NewMexiKen?