“Remember how much fun it was, the Runaway Bride? Remember she was supposed to get married a couple weeks ago and she goes nuts and she hops on a bus and goes to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Her name is Jennifer Wilbanks and apparently she’s been arrested three times for shoplifting. But her fiancé, John Mason, John Mason, this guy says he still wants to marry her. John, listen to me: Have you ever heard the expression ‘dodged a bullet’?”
David Letterman