… of Hugh Hefner. Hef is 79.

… of Michael Learned. Momma Walton is 66.

… of Dennis Quaid. Jerry Lee Lewis, Gordon Cooper, Doc Holliday, Sam Houston and, lest we forget, New Orleans Det. Remy McSwain, is 51.

… of Keshia Knight Pulliam. Rudy Huxtable is 26.

… of Hendley “The Scrounger,” Bret Maverick and Jim Rockford. That’s James Garner, 77 today.

… of Trapper. Wayne Rogers is 72.

… of Governor Moonbeam. Oakland Mayor Jerry Brown is 67.

… of Francis Ford Coppola. The Oscar-winning writer and director is 66. Did you know his first Oscar was for writing for Patton?

Russell Crowe is 41. The Barber brothers, Tiki and Ronde are 30.

Debbie Reynolds is 73.

Ali MacGraw is 67.

David Eisenhower is 58.

And to think they were once all heartthrobs for millions.