• John Salley, co-host of FSN’s “Best Damn Sports Show Period,” on reports of steroid use by NFL players in the 1970s: “Who cares? Their job is to entertain us and go back to their cages.”
• Comedian Argus Hamilton, on the Yankees’ Derek Jeter and Hideki Matsui — not Jason Giambi or Gary Sheffield — being chosen for random drug tests this week: “By this logic, the Nuremburg trials would have indicted General Eisenhower and Bob Hope.”