Up another 4 cents

AAA says the average regular gasoline in the U.S. is now at $2.095. That’s up 10% in a month.

It’s averaging $2.44 in Hawaii. I suppose that explains Senators Inouye and Akaka voting for drilling in the ANWR.

Diesel fuel is averaging $2.28 a gallon. If something you want or need is delivered by truck or train or ship it’s not going to be getting any cheaper.

Leno

“Gas prices are so high, Robert Blake and O.J. are forced to carpool in their search for the real killers.”

Letterman

“Martha Stewart is under house arrest, and there’s a 24-hour surveillance team monitoring Martha’s whereabouts.

“Nothing yet on al Qaeda.”

*****

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s March Madness. Lots of upsets. Robert Blake now advances to face the Scott Peterson jury.”

Heaven is going to have more cliques than a junior high school

A church has withdrawn its support for a food pantry serving the needy because the pantry works with Roman Catholics.

Central Church of God explained its decision in a letter March 1 from minister of evangelism Shannon Burton to Loaves & Fishes in Charlotte.

“As a Christian church, we feel it is our responsibility to follow closely the (principles) and commands of Scripture,” the letter said.

“To do this best, we feel we should abstain from any ministry that partners with or promotes Catholicism, or for that matter, any other denomination promoting a works-based salvation.”

The [Durham] Herald-Sun

Link via No More Mister Nice Blog via The American Street.

Get your fix

Jon Knudsen, better known as Albloggerque, is heading west with MaryAnn. This means good things for us. Click to take a look at the photos as Jon and MaryAnn meander out old Route 66 from Albuquerque to Holbrook, Arizona. No interstates for them!

A nation of laws (II)

According to news reports, only three U.S. Senators were present when the Schiavo bill was passed by a voice vote Sunday night.

Three is a quorum?

U.S. Constitution, Article I, Section 5: “Each House shall be the judge of the elections, returns and qualifications of its own members, and a majority of each shall constitute a quorum to do business… [emphasis added].”

So what did the lobbyist do that was so bad anyway?

Only a genius like Abramoff could make money lobbying against an Indian tribe’s casino and then turn around and make money defending that tribe against himself. Only a giant like Abramoff would have the guts to use one tribe’s casino money to finance a Focus on the Family crusade against gambling in order to shut down a rival tribe’s casino.

Only an artist like Abramoff could suggest to a tribe that it pay him by taking out life insurance policies on its eldest members. Then when the elders dropped off they could funnel the insurance money through a private school and into his pockets.

From David Brooks’ column

A change of heart (and soul)

From SignOnSanDiego.com:

The head of the Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego apologized Monday to the family of gay nightclub owner John McCusker, less than a week after decreeing that McCusker couldn’t have a Catholic burial because of his “business activities,” according to a statement released by McCusker’s family.

In a stunning twist to a controversy that has created an uproar in the San Diego gay and Catholic communities, Bishop Robert Brom also promised to preside at a mass in memory of McCusker at The Immaculata Catholic church on the campus of the University of San Diego.

Duct Tape is my life

From 3M, a project from the Duct Tape Workshop:

Most people agree that Duct Tape can save you money on costly repair bills but did you know that you could create a wallet to hold all of the money you’ve saved? It’s not as difficult as it sounds and in just a few simple steps, you could be the proud owner of this year’s most important fashion statement (“Duct Tape is my life”?).

You’ll need:
a roll of Scotch® Duct Tape,
a utility knife,
a ruler
background music (optional)

A nation of laws

Not liking a particular result in a case that has been litigated fully and completely by a court with competent jurisdiction, Congress now has said that the game must be re-done with new rules that heavily favor one side over the other. The implications of this move are astonishing. Just think about it. Anytime Congress doesn’t like the result in a particular case, it could swoop in and call a “do-over,” which is essentially what this legislation represents.

Attorney Andrew Cohen for CBS News

Barefootin’

Joss Stone did not win any of the three Grammy Awards, including best new artist, that she was nominated for this year. But Grammy officials say they believe that she achieved at least one distinction at last month’s awards show: First Artist to Perform Barefoot. The 17-year-old Ms. Stone, who’s known for going shoeless during her concerts, joins a tradition of powerful female singers who prefer to barefoot it.

Read about Ms. Stone and others, including self-described “mutant” Linda Ronstadt.

Terri Schiavo

The best and most objective summary NewMexiKen has seen is The Terri Schiavo Information Page. Here’s the essence of the situation, but the page and the home web site, Abstract Appeal, deserve your attention.

You’re left with a woman who suffered a heart attack 15 years ago, who essentially died but was resuscitated, though not entirely. Her brain had suffered enormous damage from the heart attack. As time passed, her brain further deteriorated — to the point where much if not most of her cerebral cortex (the portion of the brain that controls conscious thought, among other things) was literally gone, replaced by spinal fluid. Doctors hired by Terri’s husband say the deterioration of Terri’s brain left her without thoughts or feelings, that the damage is irreversible, and that Terri’s life-like appearance is merely the result of brain stem activity — basically involuntary reflexes we all have. An independent doctor hired by the court reached the same conclusions. Doctors hired by Terri’s parents did not dispute the physical damage done to Terri, but they claim there are new therapies that could improve her condition. In two separate trials, the trial court found such claims of potential improvement to be without merit. Terri’s body continues to function without her cerebral cortex. She is sustained by a feeding tube surgically inserted into her stomach. She cannot eat through her mouth without a strong likelihood of choking to death.

You’re left with a husband who lived with his in-laws following Terri’s heart attack, who apparently provided care and therapy for years but who later came to believe Terri would never recover. He believes she would not have wanted to be kept alive in this brain-degenerated condition by a surgically implanted tube. He is apparently willing to continue his fight to achieve what he believes Terri would want despite ridicule, hatred, expense, and threats.

You’re left with parents who were once allied with Terri’s husband in an effort to care for Terri and restore her but, unlike Terri’s husband, they never lost hope. They believe Terri reacts to them and has conscious thoughts. They believe Terri would not want, and does not want, her feeding tube removed, and that some cognitive function could be restored through new therapies. Terri’s parents are willing to continue their fight to achieve what they believe Terri would want despite ridicule, hatred, expense, and threats.

You’re left with judges who have been placed in the utterly thankless position of applying Florida law to this impassioned situation. Florida law calls for the trial court to determine what Terri would chose to do in this situation, and after a trial hard fought by Terri’s husband and her family, where each side was given the opportunity to present its best case about what Terri would do, the court determined the evidence was clear and convincing that Terri would chose not to continue living by the affirmative intervention of modern medicine — that she would chose to have her feeding tube disconnected. In a second trial, brought about by Terri’s family’s claims new therapies could restore her and that the existence of such a therapy would make her “change her mind,” the trial court again heard evidence from all sides and determined that no new therapy presented any reasonable chance of restoring Terri’s brain function. The propriety of these decisions — from the sufficiency of the evidence to the appropriateness of the procedures used — has been unanimously upheld on appeal each time.

You’re left with a public that is much confused. Some see video clips of Terri moving, appearing to make eye contact, and making sounds, and they assume such are the product of conscious thought — that Terri’s “in there.” Some believe Terri’s husband has been motivated by money. Some believe that no heart attack occurred — instead, Terri’s husband beat her nearly to death and has been trying to end her life ever since. Some believe he is a bad person because he has taken up with another woman and has children with her. Some believe Florida’s judiciary is corrupt or inept, to the point where death threats have been made against the trial judge. Some are sad that families would fight like this. Some believe that removing Terri’s feeding tube would cause her pain and is inhumane (I’m no doctor, but the medical information I’ve seen on this subject uniformly says the opposite.) Some are disappointed that the law does not allow someone in Terri’s condition to be kept alive perpetually if a family member is willing to care for him or her. Some believe no life should be permitted to reach an unnecessary end unless irrefutable proof, or at least written proof, shows the person wanted things that way.

Blaming the messenger

Stanford fan Broken Cowboy also sees problems with the CBS coverage of the NCAA tournament:

CBS doesn’t seem to like to show early round games in their entirety; instead they feel like they have to jump around. So while I was trying to watch Stanford and Mississippi State, Gumbel interrupted the action towards the end of the first half and told me I’d have to watch Kansas and Bucknell. No problem, though. Stanford was up 39-27, and things were looking good.

But as Kansas and Bucknell were running back and forth across my screen, the ticker in the corner told me that Mississippi State was coming back and coming back quickly. When CBS decided to send us back to our original game, it was tied at 41. Damn you, CBS. Then when the Bulldogs started to pull away in the second half, opening up a ten-point lead, Gumbel again switched us back to the Kansas game. From there the lead exploded, and the Cardinal ended up on the business end of a mysterious blowout. Why mysterious? Because they played pretty well — actually better than Mississippi State — when I was watching. Take a look:

Televised:
24:43 — Stanford 51, Miss. State 49
Not Televised:
15:17 — Miss. State 44, Stanford 19

There could be other factors involved, but I choose to blame CBS.

Oh, that Walt Whitman

Keith Olbermann takes a look at the email his Sponge Bob defense generated, including this one:

— With similar obliviousness, Frank from Albuquerque, New Mexico, has been good enough to reproach my “inappropriate toleration of pro-gay groups” by quoting one of America’s great writers:

“The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, nor in its ambassadors or authors or colleges, or churches, or parlors, nor even in its newspapers (media) or inventors, but always most in the common people. Walt Whitman 1819-1892, American Poet.”

Um, Frank – I have a historical tidbit about Walt Whitman’s dating habits I think might interest you.

“They set my baby up.”

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A 5-year-old girl was arrested, cuffed and put in back of a police cruiser after an outburst at school where she threw books and boxes, kicked a teacher in the shins, smashed a candy dish, hit an assistant principal in the stomach and drew on the walls.

The students were counting jelly beans as part of a math exercise at Fairmount Park Elementary School when the little girl began acting silly. That’s when her teacher took away her jelly beans, outraging the child.

Minutes later, the 40-pound girl was in the back of a police cruiser, under arrest for battery. Her hands were bound with plastic ties, her ankles in handcuffs.

“I don’t want to go to jail,” she said moments after her arrest Monday.

No charges were filed and the girl went home with her mother.

From AP via Tallahassee Democrat

Pointer via Jesus’ General, who’s written Governor Bush disappointed that there was “No tazing, no clubbing, no chokeholds.”

Navajo National Monument …

was established on this date in 1909. From the National Park Service:

Click to enlarge

Navajo National Monument preserves three of the most-intact cliff dwellings of the ancestral puebloan people (Hisatsinom). The Navajo people who live here today call these ancient ones “Anasazi.” The monument is high on the Shonto Plateau, overlooking the Tsegi Canyon system in the Navajo Nation in Northern Arizona.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun

From the Los Angeles Times, New Orleans Legend May Prove to Be Reputable:

Rising Sun has been a common business name here, however, for 200 years or so. There is a difference, the archeologists said, between finding a Rising Sun and finding the Rising Sun — the one in the song.

About 2½ feet below the surface, the researchers discovered a large number of liquor bottles. Alongside them was an unusually dense collection of rouge pots. The distinctive jars were painted sea green or blue and designed to hold makeup. They were heavier on the bottom than the top; that way a woman could sweep her fingertips across the rouge when she needed a touch-up without tipping the pot or stopping to pick it up.

Dozens of recordings have been made over the years, in musical genres as varied as gospel and zydeco, by performers as varied as Leadbelly and Dolly Parton. Music historians say its meaning, like that of many great folk songs, seemed to change with time. It was traditionally seen as a warning to those who might consider falling into a life of sin. But the Animals turned its narrator into a man, and although the song remained a melancholy dirge, it took on new undertones of sexuality that fit the times.

Double overtime

The West Virginia victory over Wake Forest in double overtime last night was reality TV at its best. Six players (three from each team) had left the island (fouled out). The drama included made free throws and missed free throws and some stunning game tying threes at the end of regulation and the first OT.

And an incredible block by the Demon Deacons’ Eric Williams to save the tie at the end of the first OT.

West Virginia’s Mike Gansey’s scored 19 of his 29 points in the extra periods.

The underdog Mountaineers won. Billy Packer’s alma mater lost.