Elected representatives just have too damn much time on their hands. Why does this require legislation?
This from Wired News:
A Lone Star State lawmaker shocked by risqué cheerleading routines has filed legislation designed to end “sexually suggestive” performances at high school football games and other events. “It’s just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they’re shaking their behinds and going on,” said Texas state Rep. Al Edward of the cheerleaders’ blue moves. School districts that knowingly permit sexy cheerleading routines would face funding reductions. The owner of an Austin cheerleading school cheered the legislation. “Any coaches that are good won’t put that in their routines,” said J.M. Farias.