You have the right to remain sober
Should you give up that right …

From Santa Fe New Mexican:

A 40-year-old Santa Fe woman who made headlines a month ago after provoking a three-hour police standoff showed up to court Friday morning loaded with drunken invective and was carted back to jail.

“She was screaming crazy nonsense,” said Tom Clark, an attorney who was in the crowded courtroom at the time.

Tracy Kope — whose breath-alcohol content Friday was nearly four times the legal limit for driving [0.29] — was scheduled to be arraigned on charges of aggravated assault and tampering with evidence stemming from a Jan. 20 standoff with police on Santa Fe’s southwest side.