From Wired News: Furthermore —
A 4-year-old Michigan boy with a late-night craving got into his mom’s car and idled all the way to the video store, according to a police officer who initially thought he had spotted a driverless automobile weaving down the street. The store was closed, so the boy — whose feet didn’t even reach the accelerator pedal — came home empty-handed. But not before he did some damage: He rammed two parked autos and backed up into the cop car driven by the officer following him. “His mom didn’t even know he was up,” said the police chief, noting that no charges will be filed. “I don’t think he even realizes what he did.”
A kid this precocious probably wanted an R-rated video.