Slogans for America’s Top 15 Fattest Cities

1. Houston: We Have a Problem… Buttoning Our Jeans!
2. Detroit: Mo’ Town — Mo’ Pie! Mo’ Pudding! Mo’ Cake!
3. New York: Hey, I’m EATIN’ Here!
4. Philadelphia: The City of Blubbery Love Handles
5. Indianapolis: The 500 Ain’t Just a Race — It’s Our LDL Cholesterol Level.
6. Las Vegas: C’mon, Baby, Papa Needs a New Pair of Pants
7. Phoenix: But It’s a Dry Fat
8. Wichita: Where Everyone Looks Like a Lineman
9. El Paso: Out in the West Texas Town of El Paso, I Fell In Love With a Mexican Grill
10. New Orleans: Show Us Your Man-Boobs!
11. Chicago: The Winded City
12. San Antonio: Remember the A La Mode!
13. Memphis: Barbecue — It’s What’s for Breakfast
14. Houston: We Have a Pork Chop
15. Chicago: That Waddlin’ Town

From The Edge in The Oregonian. Thanks to Lee for the pointer.

NewMexiKen doesn’t know why Houston made the list twice. Here’s the actual list.

2 thoughts on “Slogans for America’s Top 15 Fattest Cities”

  1. Wow. Those lists don’t match up at all.

    Men’s Fitness has the following: Houston, Philadelphia, Detroit, Memphis, Chicago, Dallas, New Orleans, New York, Las Vegas, San Antonio, El Paso, Phoenix, Indianapolis, Fort Worth, Mesa.

    Wonder where these folks got their lists…

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