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Did you hear about this? 300 passengers on a northwest flight from Amsterdam to Seattle got stranded onboard the plane for 28 hours with hardly any food or water. You know what you call a seat in a tiny seat with no food or water? Southwest.

The Bush administration announced it wants to change the social security formula and cut benefits by near 1/3rd in the next 20-30 years. The new program is called “Good luck grandma, you’re on your own. You’ve fallen and you can’t get up.”

Last night Fox had a 90 minute special for their new show “Who’s Your Daddy?” Where a woman has to guess which one of eight guys is her real father. That’s better than the original title “Which one of you guys was on my mom?”

It did terrible in the ratings. It did so bad, even my Tivo said, “I’m not taping this crap.”

A company now is developing a helmet for snowboarders with a built in phone. This way when you’re distracted on the phone and hit a tree you can call 911.