They raised the price of tickets to Disney World to $59.75. They’ve also put up a new sign that says “Your wallet must be this big to get in.”
I know the rides are fun, but – for almost 60 bucks? For that kind of money, you should get a lap dance from Tinkerbell.
It looks like the fourth Indiana Jones movie will finally happen. Harrison Ford has agreed to be in it. At this point, they don’t need Sean Connery anymore. Harrison Ford is now old enough to play his own father.