First it was the loaves — a grilled cheese with Mary’s face — and then it was the fishes — a fish stick with Jesus’ face — so here from The Edge in The Oregonian are the Top 10 Lesser Known Food Miracles:
10. Fats Domino’s Pizza.
9. Meatloaf Meatloaf.
8. Bag of tiny colorful chocolate-coated candies with Mary Magdalene’s initials inscribed on each one.
7. The Edvard Munch “I Scream” Sandwich.
6. The Abe Vigoda/Erik Estrada plate of fish & chips.
5. Indiana Pacers’ knuckle sandwich and a glass of Ron Artest’s sucker punch.
4. The falafel sandwich bearing the image of Bill O’Reilly.
3. The visage of Elvis on black Velveeta.
2. The image of Dennis Franz’s buttocks in a Moon Pie.
And the number one lesser known food miracle: The 23rd Psalami on Rye.