I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something

NewMexiKen has got to quit going to Costco. I can’t afford to save that much money.

I did manage to pass on 80 ounces of Costco (Kirkland) shampoo for $5.69, though. I realized with my follicly challenged scalp that 80 ounces of shampoo would last me beyond forever (unless, of course, Dr. Aubrey de Grey is correct, and I live to 1000).