Selections from the Tucson Weekly:
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Nearly 200 women applying to work at a West Covina, Calif., Hooters were secretly videotaped in a trailer while they undressed to put on a Hooters outfit.IT’S ALL THOSE WINTER VISITORS SWIPING DIAPERS FROM WALGREENS
For the second year in a row, Tucson had the highest property crime rate in the nation. Property crimes include burglary, theft and auto theft. Tucson’s rate was 17 percent higher than that of Memphis, Tenn., the second-place city.JANET AND THE TWIINS
A Tucson T-shirt shop–X-Tee’s Offensive Wear–specializes in message T-shirts that upset, outrage and titillate. One shows a picture of Justin Timberlake exposing Janet Jackson’s breast at the Super Bowl. Caption: “He should have gone for two.”BIG PILES OF MUSH
Authorities disciplined a security screener at the Denver International Airport, and several others at airports across the country, for sending their bodies through checkpoint X-ray machines to see what their brains looked like.