NewMexiKen had forgotten how much fun The Style Invitational can be. Some practical jokes that are likely to backfire:
When a colleague shows up with a new hairstyle, stare concernedly at the person’s head and ask, “Have you retained counsel?”
Load the kids in the car and tell them you’re taking them to Disneyland. Sing Disney tunes along the way. Then drive them to an abandoned parking lot and tell them it has been shut down and demolished. Blame their Sunday school teacher.
After removing your patient’s mole, tell her, “You’ll never believe what that mole really was” and hold up a dead cockroach with tweezers. After she comes to, she’ll thank you. After all, laughter is the best medicine!
When your toddler wants to push the button in the elevator, let him. As soon as he does so, scream, “Not that one! That’s the one that makes the elevator blow up!” Little kids get so excited about getting to hear a big noise.