Wine improves with age, but beer?

PORTAGE, Wis. – A woman has been arrested for digging up her dead boyfriend’s ashes from a cemetery more than 10 years ago and drinking the beer that was buried with him, possibly out of spite for his family, authorities say.

AP via Anchorage Daily News

Via Dave Barry

Update: NewMexiKen now realizes the crime was committed 10 years ago and the beer was consumed when reasonably fresh.