“In fact, the GOP did so well, the only Republican without a mandate: Dick Cheney’s daughter.”
— Jay Leno
“Democrats and liberals, stop saying you’re going to move because Bush won. Real liberals should be pledging to stay because Bush won. Trust me, you can’t get away from Bush by moving to France because that’s where we’re invading next.”
— Bill Maher
“There’s already speculation that Hillary Clinton will be the nominee for the Democrats in 2008. Well, you have to admire the dedication of the Democratic party. They just lost an election, and they’re already hard at work planning to lose the next one.”
— Bill Maher
“John Kerry said yesterday, ‘In an American election, there is no loser.’ Uh, earth to John.”
— Jay Leno