On-going investigation

From Juanita:

The story isn’t that Tom DeLay didn’t get indicted. The story is that everyone he knows, or has ever had lunch with, did.

Nah, I’m just kidding. Not everyone.

However, if you were to draw a triangle of love, trust, and dependence around Tom, all three corners of it are facing the distinct possibility of life in prison with a roommate not of their own choosing. Plus, with all the corporations indicted, Tom can’t shop anywhere, eat out, make a phone call, turn on a light, or drink those little rum umbrella drinks without raising eyebrows from here to Washington, Dee Cee.

Jim Ellis, a snippy man who runs DeLay’s Americans for a Republican Majority PAC (ARMPAC), John Colyandro, the executive director of DeLay’s Texans for a Republican Majority (TRMPAC), and Warren Robold, a DeLay fundraiser, were all indicted on several counts of FeLony DeLay DeVotion.

The Senior Investigative Congressional Correspondent at the beauty shop called Tom DeLay’s office to get his response on all his best friends and closest aides getting indicted on more counts than they’ve got toes. Tom’s official reply was, “Oink. Oink oink. Oink, oink oink oink. Squish, spattle. Oink!”

No. I’m just kidding again. What Tom truly did say was much worse than that. They indict three of his closest friends and Tom’s reaction is, I promise I’m not making this up, his reaction is, “This just emphasizes what I’ve said all along — that this investigation isn’t about me.” He really said that. You can look it up.

Go read the rest.