Ralph had this story he got from a friend:
Several of my former co-workers have asked what retired people, like me, do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn’t give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important at my age.
Sounds like fun.