Wouldn’t it be great to hear Johnny’s monologues on this year’s campaign?

“Let’s see what’s going on with the Democrats, John and Teresa. Or as they’re now called, ‘Cash and Kerry.’ According to the Drudge Report, John Kerry and his wife had a huge argument after a campaign rally in Arizona and had to sleep in separate hotel rooms. So apparently they’re going after the Clinton vote.”

“President Bush said yesterday it doesn’t make any sense to raise taxes on the rich because rich people can figure out how to dodge taxes. Then Dick Cheney said ‘Shut up! You’re ruining everything.'”

Jay Leno