From The Week:
Topeka, Kan., officials were chagrined by the initial response to their search for a new slogan for the city. Entries submitted to the local newspaper include, “Topeka, you won’t get a lot of unwanted relatives visiting you,” “Topeka, it’s not as bad as you think,” and “City of morons.” Tourism official Stephanie Wallingford said the city might forego adopting a new slogan. “I don’t think they were terribly positive,” she said. “No slogan is better than a bad one.”