Doctor, heal thyself

A Pennsylvania man who answered honestly when his doctor asked if he drank alcohol—six to ten beers a day, replied Keith Emerich—had his driver’s license suspended when the doctor reported him to the Department of Transportation. Emerich, 44, argued that he doesn’t drink and drive, and said that at 250 pounds he can drink six beers in two hours and maintain a legal blood-alcohol level. “I’m just a regular Joe Six-pack,” he said.

Source: The Week Newsletter