“Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry’s daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair.”
Jay Leno
Reminds me of when Reagan talked about cultural exchanges with the Soviet Union, (apparently he didn’t know that had been going on for a very long time) and he said, “They can send us The Bolshoi Ballet and we can send them Sesame Street.”