Terror at the elections

Wonkette is beginning to see how the terrorists might threaten the election:

Or if they somehow purged a bunch of law-abiding citizens off the voter rolls for no reason. Or maybe if they rigged up a black box electronic voting system. Or threw the whole thing to the Supreme Court. Those things would be a problem, democracy-wise.

And Jesus’ General writes Pastor Soaries (chairman of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission):

I understand that you have a tough sell. I’m sure there are many who have pointed out that elections have never been suspended before, not even during the Civil War when our very existence as a nation was in danger. These people fail to understand the nature of the threat today. Certainly, Osama bin Laden’s minions pose a greater danger to the Union than the armies of the Confederacy ever did.

2 thoughts on “Terror at the elections”

  1. In August 1814, the British burned down the White House.

    In November 1914, we held an election.

    We vote Tuesday or we vote Wednesday–with pitchforks.

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