From Dwight Perry at Sideline Chatter (though I wonder if he really wants credit for this):
In one of the more unusual minor-league baseball promotions, Florida Today reported, Will Campbell won a free cremation at the Brevard County (Fla.) Manatees’ game on July 15.
As for the income-tax implications, Campbell must list his $695 prize under future urnings.
So he gets burned twice. And oh, ugh to the pun.