Leno

“In a speech the other day to the Amish, President Bush said that God speaks through him. That’s what he said. I don’t know, do you think God would mispronounce that many words?”

“President Bush said today he is looking into if Iran had anything to do with 9/11, but he’s not declaring war yet. He said first he wants to know all the facts — so apparently he’s trying a new strategy.”

“The Bush administration announced this week they want to lift the ban on logging. This is part of their No Tree Left Behind program.”

Jay Leno