“One of Osama bin Laden’s chief confidants turned himself in to Saudi Arabian officials yesterday … He’s confined to a wheelchair due to injuries he sustained 10 years ago while fighting in Bosnia and Chechnya. How is it we know more about this guy’s military background than we do our own president’s? How come his records are still on file and Bush’s are not?”
Jay Leno
Perhaps his ties to the Bin Laden family really aren’t as strong as the Bush family.