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“Presidential candidate Ralph Nader has finally picked a running mate. He picked a man by the name of Peter Camejo from the Green party, and this guy has all the qualifications Ralph Nader was looking for in a candidate. He said yes. …They plan to be the candidates against special interests and apparently it’s working for them because no one has any special interest in them.”
— Jay Leno

“Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo ran for president in 1976 on the Socialist Workers Party ticket. Actually, you might only remember that if you run a lesbian, vegetarian, bookstore.”
— Jon Stewart

“Presidential candidate Ralph Nader picked Peter Camejo to be his running mate in the presidential election. Experts say by picking Peter Camejo, Nader is guaranteed to win the vote of Peter Camejo”
— Conan O’Brien

“Ralph Nader announced his running mate for the upcoming presidential election. … The guy’s name is Peter Camejo – an investment advisor from here in California . He ran for Governor in the recall election and finished just below Gary Coleman, but 200 votes ahead of Gallagher — so that’s a strong addition to the team. Nader says the election is theirs to lose, and that’s their plan.”
— Jimmy Kimmel

“Nader says he chose Camejo because he has experience, wisdom, plus his parents have a garage where they can practice.”
— Craig Kilborn