Two party system

Juanita Jean Herownself at Juanita’s, The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., sums up the difference between the parties:

Democrats will lie to you about sex, but they will look you right in the eye and say, “We’re going to raise your taxes and give it to little hungry children.” They don’t lie about taxes; they tell you up front. You can whine. They kinda expect you to.

Republicans, on the other hand, will lie about taxes. They’ll use smoke and mirrors to pilfer more money out of you, and then they’ll expect you to thank them for it. If you don’t, they call Tom DeLay and get him to announce that you’re a atheist communist heathen Hillary-lover who might be harboring terrorist in your…garage.